FML & a few other things...

So, this past week has been rather irritating because I haven't had a computer. I turned it on Monday because the fan was dead and it kept overheating and crashing, but I still don't have it back. I was originally informed it'd be done by Thursday, and then it changed to Friday. Now it's "sometime early next week". Not only do I have a huge paper due on Wednesday (35% of my grade), but I also have 2 online applications due. It's been ridiculous trying to get things done - I either have to borrow one of my roommate's computer (right now I'm on Charlie's) or go to the library if I want to get any work done. BUT, moving on...

Charlie and Becca have turned me on to this website called F*** My Life. It's hilarious (and kinda sad sometimes). People post short little blurbs about something really messed up that just happened to them. Here are few examples:

"Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML"

"Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted "I want to fuck your pussy" to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said "I want to fuck your puppy." FML"

"Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML"

"Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML"