Things I've Lost Recently

So, if you know me at all, you know I'm notorious for losing things (and spilling things on myself, but that's not the point). Here are few things I'm lost over the past few weeks:

My Orange Effect tshirt
A lot of money (on gas, scuba, food, etc)
Half my contact case
My favorite beer glass
My ideals
My bandanna
My favorite Patagonia jacket
One of my beer books
My pillow
My marbles
A pair of underwear
My camera (UPS's fault...still working on it)


I've also had somethings taken from me too:

My bank account (Scuba...)
My pasta sauce (I think it was one of my roommates)
My beer
My time (fucking engineering)
My creativity
Sleep
My hobbit
My dignity